I have seen a possible business opportunity. After learning that the NY bomber and the underwear bomber were able to pass through airport security without being stopped or checked I figure Americans can use this new product to speed their own travel.
The Easy_Pass Airport Kit:
– Includes one weathered Koran to make you look like a true believer
– padded underwear provides the suggestion of an explosive package
– Sandals made from the recycled package of C-4 explosives.
The kit also includes a disguise that will help you appear as a young male of the Islamic faith, who would be easily offended. The disguise will include bold menacing eyebrows to intimidate racist screeners.
Why not get the same quick treatment airport screeners give possible terrorists? Order your kit now and we will upgrade your C-4 sandals to new canvas tennis shoes that have a fuse coming out of the heel.