WASHINGTON – D.C. The Obama administration has announced that in an effort to counter the position Arizona has taken on immigration they will open security for Wednesday’s State dinner honoring Mexican President Felipe Calderon.
The President said, “We will lead the way, uh, on open door policies, uh, and it begins with President Calderon. If you are in our country illegally, we welcome you to our table Wednesday night. Any drug cartel leaders, uh, come and eat with us. Coyotes from Mexico, Mi whits casa es su casa.”
Concerns over the president’s safety are a huge concern for HLS leader Janet Napolitano. “We are rounding up all the tea party members and placing them in custody until this event is over. Also any citizen in a one-hundred mile radius who has attended church in the last six months will be detained until Thursday evening.”