Happy 4th ofFUCKIJUSTBLEWUPMYHAND

So I found a little political humor before I have to head out on what is sure to be a long-dismal day. Not because it is independence day and I am some freedom-hating nazi but because I don’t get to shoot off fireworks with my father like I usually do, instead I get to spend the day driving.

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Here at the secret underground headquarters of CTDEGAAATHIAST (committee to destroy everything good about America and turn her into a socialist tyranny), we’re disappointed. We’re facing the realization that President Obama is too ineffective to bring about the socialist revolution, and that our effort to fake his birth certificate and his accent were a waste.

We know Conservatives think that if the country makes any left-ward progress, such as electing a President who is not a Republican, it’s transformation into a Cuba-like state is inevitable, probably within weeks. But it just isn’t that easy.

Just the other day, I tried in vain to find a government-run grocery store. When I eventually gave up and settled for a privately-owned, corporate grocery store, I could not find a single, bland product produced by the Ministry of Work’s collective farms. I was forced to choose from the myriad of options peddled by America’s agricultural mega-corporations. Later that same day, I decided to take my child to the movies, but did I find one film produced by the Ministry of Information? No. Worse, I doubt such a ministry even exists. I won’t even talk about my inability to locate a physician employed by the Ministry of Health.

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5 Responses to Happy 4th ofFUCKIJUSTBLEWUPMYHAND

  1. therealgirlscout says:

    LOL! It’s what I’ve been saying all along…..NOT gonna happen!!

    • polarbear20 says:

      Those Conservatives and their paranoia. It’s gonna get them!!

      There were no ‘communists’ when the John Birchers were in full force in the 50s and 60s. There’s no ‘socialists’ now with the teabaggers, like the John Birch Society 2.0!! lol

  2. polarbear20 says:

    From the title I was expecting to see some cliche, file video of dummies and fruit being blown up. lol

    I hear ya, it’s so hard to find a Ministry of Health doctor around here. If anyone finds one, please do share!! 😀

  3. Princess says:

    hitt, i didn’t comment because i didn’t “get” it lol

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