What Will Joe Biden Cluck?

As most of you know for the past 4 years, I’m an admitted heckler of Joey “The Talking Gaffe Chicken” Biden.  Whenever he caws out remarks such as “Romney will put y’all in chains” with a bad fake southern accent, or remarks about Indians owning 7 Elevens, you can bet I’ll find some way to lampoon or “tar and feather” Joey B.

I’m waiting to see and hear Joey cluck his beak off at the DNC;  there isn’t much material from the RNC about his misadventures that he and his emperor had planned.  Originally, B0B0 had planned to have Joey crash the RNC’s convention, but they weren’t sure if they were going to have the convention due to the hurricane threatening the Gulf Coast.  It would have been bad news, had the hurricane taken aim at Tampa, with Joey B in town.  Who knows what would have happened to his chicken coup bunker in a big gas bag funnel cloud?  The feathers would be flying in a natural air force one, with Joey flapping his plucked wings.

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6 Responses to What Will Joe Biden Cluck?

  1. Hacksaw says:

    Joe Biden is definitely President Obama’s life insurance policy, becuase no one in their right mind would ever want or attempt to do anything that would allow that buffoon to assume the U.S. Presidency under any circumstances!

    The funniest part is how Obama is now totally stuck with him, and can’t dump Biden & his numerous gaffes because no one else would dare attach themselves to his own sinking ship.

  2. Joe biden’s gaffes? I’ve heard a LOT of gaffes spoken by Ryan AND Romney, too numerous to mention. But that’s not going to change the minds of republicans when they vote for him.

    • Hacksaw says:

      You could pick any 10 Republicans, put them & every public gaffe they’ve ever had all together and it still wouldn’t even come close to the number & severity (like publicly revealing classified secrets) of the gaffes committed by this clown who is shockingly “one heartbeat away” from the U.S. Presidency, not to mention his penchant for plagiarism that destroyed at least one of his numerous ill fated Presidential campaigns.

  3. Yeah, well, that is your opinion. I guess you better hope that Obama survives so that Joe doesn’t become President 🙂

    • Hacksaw says:

      It’s not just my opinion, they are documented facts. In addition to his ill fated 2008 run, Joe Biden also ran for President in 1988, but was forced to abandon the effort after it was revealed that he had plagarized lines from a speech by Neil Kinnock, a British politician. It was also learned that he had been involved in a similar plagarism incident while attending Law School at Syracuse.

      Shortly after being sworn in as Vice President, Biden revealed the location of a then secret bunker that is where our Vice Presidents are taken during emergencies. It was where VP Cheney was taken during the attacks on 09/11/01, and before Joey’s diarrhea of the mouth, only a select few outside of the Secret Service even knew of it’s existence, but now it’s public knowledge. If an ordinary citizen revealed classified information that jeapordized our national security & continuity of government, they would be prosecuted for treason, and probably convicted & jailed.

      In about 2 more months, that likely won’t be our concern anymore because they will probably be voted out of Office and replaced by the competence that is Romney & Ryan.

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