As most of you know for the past 4 years, I’m an admitted heckler of Joey “The Talking Gaffe Chicken” Biden. Whenever he caws out remarks such as “Romney will put y’all in chains” with a bad fake southern accent, or remarks about Indians owning 7 Elevens, you can bet I’ll find some way to lampoon or “tar and feather” Joey B.
I’m waiting to see and hear Joey cluck his beak off at the DNC; there isn’t much material from the RNC about his misadventures that he and his emperor had planned. Originally, B0B0 had planned to have Joey crash the RNC’s convention, but they weren’t sure if they were going to have the convention due to the hurricane threatening the Gulf Coast. It would have been bad news, had the hurricane taken aim at Tampa, with Joey B in town. Who knows what would have happened to his chicken coup bunker in a big gas bag funnel cloud? The feathers would be flying in a natural air force one, with Joey flapping his plucked wings.