Hey there, ol’ gang? Who is still getting notified of new posts on the site? I haven’t seen some of you on the site in ages. Looks like I’m one of the last original members on this site still posting, even far between the posts. So who is still around?
The big day arrives on Friday January 20, 2017. President Donald Trump! PRESIDENT! THE DONALD! THE DONALD IS PRESIDENT! PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP! No more B0B0! No more 0bama! GOOD RIDDANCE 0BAMA! AU REVOIR! 0bama becomes ancient history! And now, it’s time for the adults to rule the USA! USA! USA! USA! Can you repeat that? USA! USA! USA!
The grinch struck Reddi-Wip’s sales down this season. We have a shortage of nitrous oxide because there was a deadly explosion a few months back at Airgas, the company that supplies nitrous oxide to the contracting companies that make Reddi-Wip and other store brand whipping creams in a can. Airgas also supplies nitrous oxide to medical supply companies, and has prioritized supplying nitrous oxide to medical companies. We know Hillary could use some laughing gas after getting a political beating from We The People. But we need to recruit some heros to stop the grinch who struck Reddi-Wip!
Really, you little puke? You really think you could have won a third term, 0dingbat? You’re an extremely cocky puke, 0bama!
Please stop, Jill! Don’t play the game, hoping Hillary will steal the election and give you some loot for your temper tantrums. Hillary is not your friend. She isn’t going to upright your gravy train. You’re going to be played for a bigger fool when she pretends to team up with you and yanks the carpet from under you. You’ll stumble and fall with her, because she won’t be able to carpetbag her way into the White House. Your whining sounds like a screech from the late Dr. Gene Scott’s old parishoners who threw a bunch of hissyfits when he asked them for much needed funds to stay on TV & radio in the early 80s. He once wrote a song and mocked them on the air: “HYAH GYAH GYAH GYAH, GYAH GYAH GYAH!” Believe me, it was hysterical! I only heard him sing it once, but it never left my mind. Get out of the clown suit! Mystere, Rattrapper and I are begging you to use any common sense you have, and stop the clown parade!
Written by Donkey’s Revenge. Originally posted on Mystere’s Moonbat Slayer Club.